Irony abounds. One only has to look for it.
Monday's Washington Post had a tiny, little article, "Arab League endorses Palestinian statehood bid." After rejecting every Israeli peace offer, or, even better, waiting until the 11th hour to make absurd demands that the Israeli's have to reject (like, "No Jew can ever be circumcised except by an Arab"), and having embraced Hamas, the terrorist group controlling the Gaza Strip which is sworn to destroy Israel, the once-named PLO is going to UN in September to ask for statehood.
And the Arab League, that band of terrorists, thugs, dictators that the U.S. has reluctantly embraced so the oil keeps flowing, has endorsed the Palestinian bid. And why shouldn't they, you ask? Aren't they all Arabs? Aren't they all sprung from the same seed, such as this fine example of crabgrass on the right?
Historically, the Arabs have hated the Palestinians. Ironically, Palestinians tended to be better educated, more secular, and, oddly enough, much like the Israelis. In other words, a direct threat to the dictatorial regimes throughout the Arab world. Here's a quote I've heard in the past but have to admit I don't have great evidence for it. The former Saudi King Fahd once said "Next to the Jews, we hate the Palestinians the most."
The primary source of the quote seems to be John Loftus. Do a search on the quote, and you'll find numerous sitations and some extraordinary claims...mostly on very conservative sites. But on what appears to be an ABC-linked site, The Religion Report interviewed him back in 2002.
His explanation, which makes perfect sense in light of the continuing exportation of terrorism by the Saudis, follows:
Israel..."is the only place where Arab women can vote, run for office, start a business or go to college. The Israelis guarantee education from kindergarten to university for all Palestinians inside their borders. The literacy rate for Arabs in Israel is 97%, compared with 20-40% in the rest of the Arab world.
"For the first time in 300 years, the Israelis have created a literate Arab class.... When a Palestinian state is created, it will take some form of democratic government. That is why the Saudis fear an Israeli- Palestinian peace. In public, the Saudis praise the Palestinian freedom fighters. In private, they subsidize groups like the PIJ who are willing to murder any Palestinian who wants to work with Israel to create a state. Anytime the two sides get close to a peace agreement, the Saudis pump more money into suicide bombers and assassins to wreck the peace process."
Wild and crazy ranting? Here's a few interesting questions: From 1948 to 1967, the West Bank, the Golan Heights, and Gaza were controlled by Jordan, Egypt, and Syria. Did they build homes, schools, and infrastructure for their charges? Did they move them out of the camps? Did they ever move to establish a Palestinian state? Did they take any action to alleviate the misery suffered by the Arabs under their control?
No.
Next time you're with your favorite Arab or anti-Israeli, ask them why. And let me know; I'd be fascinated by the answer.
But now...in the middle of Arab Spring...the Arab League supports statehood, knowing full well that the chance of the Palestinian Authority (PLO) and Hamas getting along are as likely as Charlie Sheen getting his gig back on whatever show he was on.
What delicious irony. What maddening hypocracy. What incomprehensible idiocy.
In Jameson Veritas
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