Good morning, Mr. & Ms. America. News flash: Bush Backs Intelligent Design. According to the Washington Post, the president calls for open dialogue in our schools--"both sides should be properly taught," said the Ivy League graduate. Congressman Barney Frank responded, "People might cite George Bush as proof that you can be totally impervious to the ffects of Harvard and Yale education."
I'm willing to accept that some religious people fear that evolution is a threat to their religion, although I don't agree. But I'm not willing to give the Prez that leeway. The religious right is on the move & that, Mr. & Ms. America is not good for U.S. The creationists cite all the holes and problems with evolution. Hey, go study quantum physics if you want to see holes & problems & confusion & theories that even physicists admit they don't understand except through mathematical formulae. But they're still scientific theories, i.e., they can be tested. Creationism cannot be tested, therefore, it's not a scientific theory. Post Hoc Propter, ergo cogito sum.
Page Two: If they wont talk, beat them to death. Iraqi Maj. Gen. Abed Hamed Mowhoush was beat to death in prison by Americans because he wouldn't tell them how to pronounce his last name. Since the CIA was involved, it's all classified, so I won't say anything for fear of the same treatment.
Page Three: Another day, another few dead Americans and Iraqis. Not to mention fuel rationing in the country with the second largest oil reserves in the world. Yup, we're winning the hearts and minds of the Iraqi people. It's just their guns that hate us.
Page Four: Goodnight Mr. & Ms. America. And God help us all.
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